Skeletontoes

youko-mj:

The best test ever.

(via krabwatch)

(via teenytigress)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

caterpenis:

a rhino confessed his love for me on animal crossing and it was the greatest thing i’ve ever accomplished in life

(via krabwatch)

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

(Source: lolicage, via soundlessrawr)

(via syntel)

dropitlikeitshussie:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case

a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red

(Source: orangejazlyn, via toateatime)

pigeonbound:

FUCK SCIENCE WERE GOING STRAIGHT INTO THAT BLACK HOLE

(via toateatime)

hoshiusagi:

Usagi Moon Cake

(via mochidesu)